Friday, June 19, 2009

A Pirate Joke

This is likely very old, but it made me LOL.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.

The bartender says, "What's with the paper towel?"

Pirate says: "Arrgh, I got a bounty on me head."
Totally stolen from Garrison Keillor and Friends.


Wings1295 said...

Hahahaha! I just told it to my family and everyone laughed. Sometimes, and oldie is a goodie.

Kelly Sedinger said...

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender notices that the pirate has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.

"Sir," the bartender says, "do you know that there's a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"

The pirate says: "Aye, and it be drivin' me nuts!"

(I'll apologize and go back to lurking now.)

Michael May said...

Ha! A classic, but it still makes me laugh. :D


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