There aren't enough stories about gorgeous, female pirates. Something I intend to correct by the way.
The Menace of the Seas
Dennis the Menace vs. Treasure Island.
Surprisingly, neither a cowboy story nor the tale of a prostitute's journey to Las Vegas.
I try not to put up multiple images from someone else's single blog post, but these are both too good to resist.
Both by N. C. Wyeth.
Your 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Picture of the Day
By Alphonse de Neuville.
Under the sea with The String Cheese Incident
And now we come to the part of the post where I pretty much just rip Calvin off for a couple of entries.
Sweet Little Squishy Octopus Baby
Fortunately, Calvin got right on top of this and reported the parents. When the child welfare worker showed up, all they had to say for themselves was, "Squsssshqulcklsplshhhh" while waving their suction cups around in the air.
Mermaids vs. Sea Monster
By Steve Lieber.
This post - long as it is - will be my only one for today because my mind has now officially blown a gasket from this Awesomeness (scroll to the bottom of the page). It's too bad it's going to be in Spanish, because see that guy with the Coolest Helmet in the World at the top? He fights cannonball-riding vampirates and fish in business suits.
I'm not sure why he's looking on so calmly as that octopus prepares to eat that woman. She's probably evil. You can tell because she's dressed all slutty.
Thanks to Kevin Melrose for catching this. I'm done for the day.