Quotes of the Whatever: Plenty of it

I am making chuckwagon dinner. I don't know what's in it ... but it's hot, it's brown and there is plenty of it.

--Calvin's Dad, who sounds like he was an awesome, awesome man.

And I’ve got a lot of people online, on Twitter especially, going, “Don’t lose this fight! Don’t let them change it!” And it’s like, “Dude, it’s not my call.” All these people online seem to think I have the almighty juice. I got no juice. I made Jersey Girl. I can’t pull any f—ing strings.

--Kevin Smith, on the "battle" to keep the name A Couple of Dicks for his buddy-cop movie.