Saturday, October 03, 2009

Quote of the Week: Jedi Church Business Card

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless without ever going over to the Dark Side and we are only aware of the Emperor as one who never removed his hood. If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers.
--An unidentified representative of Tesco supermarkets, proving that nameless corporate drones know more about Star Wars than followers the creator of the "official" Jedi religion. Read the whole report. It's priceless.

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