How the heck did I miss this when I was twelve? Naomi from The Spy Who Loved Me, Captain Von Trapp, the Hoff, and the crappiest effects you've ever seen. I wanna see!
Thanks, Christopher Mills!
The Empire Strikes Back in 60 seconds
Thanks, Star Wars Blog!
High Tech Noon
Forget Outland (not really, it's awesome). Here's your real scifi update of High Noon.
Thanks, SciFi Signal!
And what do they build? Giant robots, natcherly!
Thanks, Robert Hood!
Robot Pulp Fiction
I can't embed this one, but it's clever enough to make it worth clicking through.