Friday, December 18, 2009

Art Show: Walking Dynamite!

Adventure



By Franklin Booth [Golden Age Comic Book Stories]

Mermaid



By Abrams [Never Sea Land]

Tales of Three Planets



By Rog G Krenkel [Golden Age Comic Book Stories]

The Human Bomb



By Dan and Sy Barry. There's a whole story that goes with it at Pappy's Golden Age Comics Blogzine.

The Spectacular Super-Girls



Artist unknown. Peter Parker's classmates from the Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon dressed as DC heroes though? Love it. [Brother Calvin]

Zatanna



By Danielle Corsetto. [Comic Art Fans]

Black Canary and Huntress



By Steve Bryant again.

Iron Man and Friends



By Mike Maihack.

Alternate Jabba



By Richard Whitters.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Art Show: No Grave Can Hold Him!

So last night took longer than I wanted it to, but everything's back up and running and the Snow Leopard's gone for now. Back to catching up on some art posts...

Son of Tarzan



By J Allen St John. [Golden Age Comic Book Stories]

Batgirl



By Mike Maihack.

Abe Sapien (aka "Two Lost Souls Swimming in a Fishbowl")



By Ryan Friant. [The Autumn Society by way of Robot 6]

Tales of the Zombie



I'd be as into zombies as the rest of the world if all zombies looked as cool as Bill Everett's. [Giant-Size Marvel]

Dracula



By Sam Hiti.

Thors with Beards



By Ryan Cody. [Art Jumble]



By Samax [Art Jumble]

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

My Snow Leopard Bit Me

I'm having a bit of an adventure of my own tonight. After installing Snow Leopard on my Mac last week I can no longer print or scan anything. If I'm able to get this fixed quickly, I'll get at least some art up for you. If not, I'll see you tomorrow.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Land of the Lost: Part Two



Part One: Episodes 1-6

Episode 7: Album

This is a dark episode in which the Sleestaks create an elaborate-to-the-point-of-ludicrous trap for the Marshalls. They somehow create a high-pitched, whining sound that only Will can hear at first. This draws him to the Lost City where he sees a vision of his dead mother calling to him from the other side of what he supposes is a time portal. For some reason, he's unable to tell anyone about what he sees (he later mentions wanting to, but being hindered by an undefined force), but Holly eventually starts to hear the noise and is also drawn to the Lost City to see Mom. Ultimately, Rick - noticing that his kids are acting strangely - follows them to the City and uncovers the Sleestak plot. It's all been a ruse to capture the family and sacrifice them to the pit monster.

It's never explained how the Sleestaks managed the intelligence to build their trap. Have they always been that smart and just seemed stupid? Later episodes don't really bear that out. It's also a mystery how the Sleestaks figured out what Ma Marshall looked like. Rick hypothesizes that it was just a general hypnosis that made the family see what they loved most, but it's a bit convenient that they all saw exactly the same thing - even to the point of Ma's wearing the same clothes and repeating the same phrases in each vision. And if it was a general hypnosis, how did the Sleestaks achieve such specific results like being able to target who they wanted?

Apparently, you're not supposed to think that deeply about it, which makes the episode lame.

Episode 8: Skylons

Up until this episode, the strange, gold-colored obelisks (called Pylons by the family) that are scattered around the Land of the Lost have been noticed, but never explored. When Holly sees a trio of diamond-shaped objects (eventually dubbed Skylons) floating near a Pylon, she and Will go to investigate. Through a series of (more or less believable) coincidences, Will is able to open a hidden door in the Pylon.

Inside, the kids find a control panel and start to mess around with it. As they do so, the weather outside grows more and more fierce, endangering not only the family, but the dinosaurs and other inhabitants of the Land of the Lost as well. It's Rick who notices that the Skylons are still around, flashing a repeating series of lights. He figures out that the series of lights is the key to using the Pylon's control panel to reverse Will and Holly's weather changes.

Rick also hypothesizes that the Skylons were put there by Enik's people to maintain the Pylons, which now seem like nothing more than ancient weather-control stations. But, as we'll see in a few episodes, the Pylons are more than that. Or can at least be used for more than that.



Episode 9: The Hole

This isn't an especially original plot. Rick ends up in the hole where the Sleestak's god lives and has to work with his fellow victim - a Sleestak - to escape. It is a fun episode though and potentially important due to the Sleestak victim's being intelligent and English-speaking. He reveals that every so often a non-violent Sleestak is born, but that they're always sacrificed as soon as they're found out.

We also learn that there's another way of getting down into the hole. Will and Holly show up to rescue Rick, but he's already escaped with his new friend. The other Sleestaks attack though and the Marshalls run down a small cave-passage that leads back into the pit. Oddly though, they don't escape the pit back up the passage, but use Rick's much-more-difficult, original route. Although, it is pretty foggy in the hole, so maybe they couldn't find the tunnel again.

Most importantly though, the reason that Rick's anywhere near the Sleestaks and their hole is that he and Will have been coming back to the Lost City to use Enik's equipment. They hope to be able to figure out a way to get back home themselves. I don't recall their conversation exactly and I might be mixing this episode up with "The Search" (see below), but I'm pretty sure that it was during this episode that I began to suspect that Enik either hadn't made it home in his episode ("The Stranger") or was still occasionally travelling to the Land of the Lost. "The Search" reveals which.

Episode 10: The Paku Who Came to Dinner

In Part One, I mentioned some "uncomfortable goings on between Holly and the pakuni." This is where that happens.

It's a strange episode all around. It starts off almost like a clip show with Rick and Holly watching Dopey and his apatosaurus family and reminiscing about how they first met the "little" dinosaur. But then the story abandons that path when the Marshalls run into Cha-Ka who helps them move some crops. Holly rewards Cha-Ka with a little kiss and a flower and the monkey-boy accompanies them home for dinner. This seems kind of sweet at first, but gets weird once they arrive at the cave.

As the meal's being prepared, Holly puts on lipstick and some perfume. I'm trying to see the episode through the innocence of childhood and I guess this could be a statement about Holly's growing up and taking more of an interest in her appearance, but after the kiss and the flower and with Cha-Ka sitting over there at the table, it really comes across like she's making herself attractive for him.

Then there's the bit where Holly's perfume drives Cha-Ka nuts. He can't stop sniffing at her. I don't remember how it goes down, but eventually Holly's outside and Cha-Ka's family members Ta and Sa react to the perfume the same way when they meet her. In fact, they kidnap her and take her back to their enclosure. By now, "innocence of childhood" has gone right out the window and I'm very concerned with the direction of the story, especially since I've got no idea what gender Ta and Sa are, much less what their sexual preferences might be. They've always been aggressively distrustful of the Marshalls under even the best of circumstances. What kind of harm is Holly in danger of?

I shouldn't have worried. This was a Saturday-morning children's show after all. Holly's perfume - for whatever reason she put it on - has an intoxicating effect on the pakuni, but that's it. They just like it and want it for themselves. When Rick and Will show up, they rescue Holly by leaving her jacket behind for the pakuni to keep and that satisfies the monkey-people. Still... yikes. I challenge any adult to watch this episode from a modern perspective and not be seriously worried for Holly.

One bit of world-building that occurs in this one is that we get to see where the pakuni live: enclosures that they've built out of bamboo. There's no roof and no furniture, but I'm frankly surprised that they're dexterous and intelligent enough to tie all that bamboo together. I figured they lived in trees or caves or something.



Episode 11: The Search

Big name science fiction writer Ben Bova tells a story about the Marshalls' finding some more crystals and Rick's being violently shocked by touching some of them the wrong way. Most of the episode is about whether Will and Holly are capable of surviving should anything happen to their dad. Holly manages to take Rick back to their cave while Will runs to try to find Enik, hopeful that Enik can help save Rick's life.

Apparently, Enik is still stuck in the Land of the Lost, which really makes me want to go back and watch "The Stranger" again. Did I miss something there or have the writers retroactively changed the end of that story so that Enik is trapped here? Either way, Will finds Enik this time just as the Sleestak-ancestor is about to finally open the portal that will take him home. Will's unable to convince Enik to delay his escape because Enik's not sure he can repeat it. What Enik is able to do though is to find a portal leading back to the Marshalls' world. The thing is though that Will would have to take it right then, abandoning his dad and Holly.

Will refuses to take the escape route, which shames Enik into giving up his plans too. Apparently there's something in Enik's culture that doesn't allow him to act less nobly than someone of another species. He goes to the Marshalls' cave with Will and shows the kids how to reverse the effects of the crystal on their father.

I think Will's supposed to be more noble in this episode than he was in his last encounter with Enik, but it only applies to his own family. He's perfectly willing to strand Enik again if it means helping Rick. If this were an isolated incident, I could understand and agree with that line of thinking, but after Will's awful behavior in "The Stranger," I just see a repeat of Will's being a selfish jerk.

Episode 12: The Possession

This is another dark episode in which one of the Pylons opens by itself and Cha-Ka goes inside. He finds a glowing baton-like object that takes over his mind and hurts anyone who tries to take it away from him. Until he meets Holly, that is, and the baton takes her over instead.

The rest of the episode is Rick and Will trying to rescue Holly from the device's control. Ultimately, they learn that it's a trap of sorts; intended to force the baton's holder to free a being who's trapped in the Pylon. Rick figures out that the being is one of Enik's people who was imprisoned there because he was mad for power. He's possibly one of the first of Enik's people to start the decline to what eventually became the Sleestaks.

At any rate, there's obviously more to the Pylons than just weather-control.

Next time: We'll finish up Season One with more time travel, more Enik, and the revelation of who wrote that "Beware of Sleestak" warning in English.

And Now the News: These are the Daves I Know I Know

Lost Photos



/Film's got the whole Final Season cast. So nice to see Emilie de Ravin back.

New Kids in the Hall



No, I'm not confusing lame boy bands with awesome comedy troupes. There really is going to be some new Kids in the Hall. This has nothing to do with adventure stories; I'm just excited and need to share.

Art Show: Fluffy, Surly, No Tail

I've gotten way behind on sharing cool art, so this week I'm catching up some with a series of smaller Art Shows.

Shark!



Don't worry, Diver-Man! That shark's just coming to help you with the octopus. Heh heh heh.

Artist unknown. [Admiral Calvin]

Mermaid



Artist unknown. [Never Sea Land]

Black Canary and Wonder Woman



By my pal Steve Bryant.

Los Agentes de Atlas lucha contra los Vengadores



By Humberto Ramos.

Space Quint



By Jessica Hickman.

Monday, December 14, 2009

And Now the News: Beneath this pillow lies the key to my release

Sherlock Holmes' New Stills



/Film's got a bunch of new stills from the movie I'm most looking forward to this month.

Taken 2 Script Done



The Taken sequel has a script. I personally endorse Double O Section's nomination of Taken 2: Takener as the title.

Iron Man 2's New Stills



/Film has the goods again.

Vlad



The people who are bringing you the Twilight movies are also working on a biopic about Vlad the Impaler. Apparently it's going to be light on the vampirism angle. That's been done already and not too shabbily either. I'll be curious to see what this version tries to bring that's different.

Black Hole Remake



I know a lot of people who love The Black Hole, but it's always left me disappointed. Possibly because I wanted another Star Wars when I first saw it and it's definitely not that. I wonder if they'll fix the stuff I didn't like when the guys behind the Tron sequel remake it.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Quotes of the Week: Inspiration up the nose



What we’ve had in superhero comics, and this matches most entertainment, is an increase in complexity. And flat-out, that sort of complexity is what’s demanded by readers of superhero books. They clearly don’t care if a work is mature, or literate, or even good, but Goddamnit if it isn’t complex, if it’s simple or straightforward or (Lord help’em) FUN, then that sucker is going to get cancelled as quickly as humanly possible.
--Christopher Butcher, explaining why the best superhero comics aren't the most successful.

Seriously: Consider that, particularly in the last eight to ten years, The Oprah Winfrey Show has become your one-stop shop for inspiration delivered directly to you via fire hose, knocking you back against the wall as inspiration goes right up your nose, whether you want that much inspiration or not. You will be inspired, and you will like it, and all of us will have feelings and we will talk about them.
--Linda Holmes, pointing out that if you've been annoyed by Oprah up until now, you ain't seen nothing yet.

At the same time, I can also safely say that the entire nation will never again be held captive by the radio shenanigans of Fibber McGee and Molly.
--Tom Spurgeon, on how kids today don't really need to be reading the exact same kinds of comics you liked when you were a kid.

The east side of Broadway now has a great view of Batman battling Two-Face on top of the Underdog balloon.
--Bully, announcing the Thanksgiving Day Parade that should have been. (Man, I got behind on Quotes of the Week, didn't I?)

Tom Hanks in a Speedo. I may not be gay anymore.
--Dorian Wright, on Angels & Demons.

Friday, December 11, 2009

And Now the News: Blueprints are Boring

Pirate Batman



So, you've probably heard that Batman supposedly died, but was really holed up in a prehistoric cave somewhere. Amongst a lot of huge announcements from DC this week, the biggest for me was the news that Batman would be fighting his way back through time to rejoin the 21st century. Along the way he'll become a caveman, a witchhunter/Puritan adventurer, a pirate, a cowboy, and a private eye. Ohhh, I think I'll be reading some Batman comics again very soon.

Kill Shakespeare



The young lady above is Juliet. She, Romeo, Hamlet, Othello, Falstaff, and Puck are the heroes of a new 12-issue mini-series from IDW called Kill Shakespeare. In it, they search for a reclusive wizard named William Shakespeare who may have the ability to assist them in their battle against the evil forces led by Richard III, Lady Macbeth and Iago. This will probably be the greatest story ever written.

Verne vs. Wells



I've made no secret about my dislike for Jules Verne or my fondness for HG Wells. Kate Beaton explains exactly why that is so much better than I ever could.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Elsewhere on the Internets...

Here's what else I've been up to online lately...

Gorillas Riding Dinosaurs



It's been a couple of weeks since I've done one of these Elsewhere posts, so I've actually done two GRD columns since then. The first was a look at Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures, which is very much worth your time if you like fun.

My only "gripe" about it was that it left me wanting more, but I got a very nice email from Chris Wisnia afterward promising a lot more if sales warrant. He's certainly got the material to fill many, many more volumes (200+ pages just of notes about plotlines and tons of more great giant monster pin-ups), so please buy yourself a copy of this first one so that SLG knows it's okay to go ahead and print up the rest.



The other GRD post was from this week and it's a look at all the interesting new adventure comics coming out next February. We got monsters, space girls, Steampunk pirates, a Viking demon-hunter, treasure hunters, Edgar Allen Poe solving mysteries, dinosaurs, cave people, Sherlock Holmes, a Victorian occult investigator, a secret society, a flapper and a derby-wearing gargoyle fighting a mummy, fairy tales, Zorro, an atomic robot, ghosts, and - of course - Hitman Monkey. We must be living right.

What Are You Reading?



A couple of weeks ago I read and was disappointed by the re-launch of Marvel's Mighty Avengers series.

Plump Sister



Over the last two weeks we've looked at the introduction of Scrooge in both the George C. Scott and the Muppets adaptations. Both have pretty unique takes on Scrooge (and his relationship with Cratchit, in particular) that I hadn't fully noticed before starting this project.

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Meet Michael May: Indy Comic Book Week at the Source



I think I've met most of the local readers of this blog, but in case I haven't (or even if I have, since I'd love to meet you again), there's another opportunity coming up on Wednesday, December 30th at Source Comics and Games.

Since Diamond Distribution is taking the week off and not shipping any new comics, the Source (along with a bunch of other comics folks nationwide) is declaring it Indy Comic Book Week. They'll have a bunch of local indy writers and artists there to sign their stuff and Jessica Hickman and I will be amongst them. Jess and I won't be able to get there until around 4:00 pm, but if you're in the area we'd love to meet you. I hear rumors about food being served as well. Should be a lot of fun.

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