Showing posts with label swashbuckling. Show all posts
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Friday, December 26, 2014

The 3 Worlds of Gulliver (1960)



Who's In It: Kerwin Mathews (The 7th Voyage of Sinbad, Jack the Giant Killer) and June Thorburn (Tom Thumb).

What It's About: A doctor (Mathews) goes to sea against the wishes of his fiancée (Thorburn) and winds up stranded on two fantastical islands where he learns important lessons about dreams and control.

How It Is: Jonathan Swift's novel is famous as a piece of social satire, so I wasn't sure how well it would translate into an adventure film. Having Ray Harryhausen on the visual effects convinced me to give it a shot though and I'm glad I did. Except for an impressive man vs. crocodile fight towards the end, most of the effects are about making Gulliver either huge or tiny in relation to the islanders he encounters, but there's a lot more to the film than just that. It works as an adventure film, but it works as social commentary, too.

The three worlds in the title refer to Gulliver's native England and the two major islands he visits: Lilliput (where he's much larger than everyone else) and Brobdingnag (where he's much tinier). In England, he has a serious argument with his fiancée Elizabeth. She just wants to get married and settle down at all costs, even if it means buying a dilapidated cottage and Gulliver's continuing to get paid for his medical services in livestock and produce. Gulliver has bigger dreams though. He wants to go to sea and earn his fortune so that he can Be Somebody. Only then will he feel prepared to marry Elizabeth and start his life.

What I like about the movie is that neither side is presented as absolutely correct. In fact, the islands Gulliver visits each teach him (and Elizabeth, who stows away on his ship) something about their desires. On Lilliput, Gulliver is treated as a god, but that doesn't prevent the people from trying to manipulate him into doing what they want. All that prestige and power he craved comes with a cost.

By the time he gets to Brobdingnag, he's sick of the responsibility and at first welcomes the way the giants there treat him and Elizabeth as sort of pets. But though the couple's needs are all taken care of, it's at the cost of their freedom. Lack of responsibility is both blessing and curse.

I mentioned in some of my Christmas Carol discussion that I've been thinking about control a lot lately. It's just something I'm mulling over in my personal life: how much control do we ever really have and how much should I try to maintain. The 3 Worlds of Gulliver adds some important thoughts to that conversation. Too much control/power/responsibility doesn't make you happy (not if we've learned anything from Spider-Man), but too little is just as bad. That's a theme I remember struggling with in another of my favorite movies, Finding Neverland, and it's about time I revisit that one too. There's a lot to be said for retaining a sense of childlike wonder about the world, but it shouldn't keep us from living up to our responsibilities. I don't know that I'll ever find the right balance, but until I do movies like Finding Neverland and 3 Worlds of Gulliver will continue to fascinate me and make me think.

And it doesn't hurt for them to have fights with giant crocodiles at the end either.

Rating: Four out of five enormous osteolaemi.



Monday, April 09, 2012

LXB | My Hollywood blockbuster



I'm still catching up to the rest of the League of Extraordinary Bloggers, so here's what I would do with the following assignment:

You are a big shot Hollywood movie producer with an unlimited budget. You need to assemble the ultimate ensemble cast for a movie that is sure to fill every movie theater seat around the world. Who do you hire and what kind of film are you going to make?

First, I'd buy my way into the head seat at the Pirates of the Caribbean table and hire Brad Bird to write and direct the next sequel with the following input from me. It would be called Pirates of the Caribbean: The Lost Colony and would have Jack Sparrow team up with my 17th century version of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen to find out what happened to the lost colony on Roanoke. (I know that Alan Moore already created a 17th century LXG, but mine's designed to be more commercial than Captain Owe-much and Amber St Clair. I totally stole my villains from his version though. And mine wouldn't actually be called the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen; it's just a collection of famous fictional characters from a particular period in history.)



Joining Captain Jack Sparrow would be the Three Musketeers, played by their 1993 versions: Oliver Platt, Charlie Sheen, and Kiefer Sutherland. Platt's always awesome, but Sheen and Sutherland are especially interesting to audiences right now (though for very different reasons).



Then we'd have Viggo Mortensen reprising his role as Captain Alatriste (which I still can't find in the US, dadgummit).



And Emma Stone as a sarcastic version of Hector Prynne from The Scarlet Letter.



Joining her would be a trio of Salem witches played by Lily Collins (Mirror Mirror), Molly Quinn (Castle), and Gabriella Wilde (last year's Three Musketeers).



So those are our good guys. What they learn is that the Roanoke colony disappeared as part of a scheme by Shakespeare's Prospero from The Tempest, played by Ian McKellen.



And of course Prospero is in partnership with supernatural forces led by the air spirit, Ariel (Devon Aoki).



Now...wouldn't you want to see that?

The rest of the LXB came up with some awesome movies that I'd want to see too.

  • Life With Fandom developed the ultimate space opera starring (amongst others) Elijah Wood, Hugh Jackman, Will Smith, and The Rock against Ian McKellen and Karen Gillen. 
  • Team Hellions created an all-female Expendables starring fifteen different butt-kicking women including some of my favorites like Angelina Jolie, Lucy Lawless, Chloe Moretz, Milla Jovovich, Kate Beckinsale, and Gina Carano.
  • LXB-host Brian put together the ultimate Western starring Kurt Russell, Kevin Costner, Harrison Ford (I agree that he needs a do-over), Leonardo DiCaprio, Diane Lane, and Kate Beckinsale.
Check out Cool and Collected to see the rest of the dream blockbusters including a hackers flick, a live-action adaptation of the '80s Dungeons and Dragons cartoon, a Community movie that replaces the TV actors with movie stars, a Booster Gold/Blue Beetle buddy movie, and an all-new Cannonball Run.

Saturday, January 01, 2011

24 movies I missed in 2010

The list-making bug caught up with me yesterday, so I'm not going to be able to leave it alone with just songs and comics. Over the coming week I'm going to post about every 2010 movie I saw. All 52 of them. In order from least favorite to most.

But as I made the list, I was also reminded of all the movies that I wanted to see this year, but never got around to for a variety of reasons. So, by way of explaining why you won't see Toy Story 3 or Harry Potter 7.1 on the big list, here are - in alphabetical order - all the movies that I wish I could've caught in the theater in 2010. Some of them (Harry Potter) I hope to still see on the Big Screen, but I'll have to wait for most until they hit the Netflix.

I'm tempted to comment on why I want to see each of the following movies or - better yet - why I missed them, but I'll resist that. If you really want to know why any of these appear here, I'll be happy to go into detail in the comments.








Monday, July 12, 2010

Napoleon's Pyramids




I had high hopes for Napoleon’s Pyramids. It promised a lot: a swashbuckling hero, a mysterious medallion, an evil count, and an Indiana Jones-esque adventure to unlock the secrets of the pyramids. I’ve learned to be skeptical though about stories that sound too good to be true. There’s always something wrong. The hero is unlikable, the Maguffin is dull, the villain is unbelievable, or the adventure is a bait-and-switch that promises much more than it ever intended to deliver. Napoleon’s Pyramids has none of these problems. It’s exactly what it claims to be and so much more.

Ethan Gage is a fantastic hero. He’s an American living in France in 1798. He’s the former apprentice of Benjamin Franklin and a Freemason. He’s a much better former apprentice than he is a secret society member though. He barely understands the origins of the basic Masonic symbols, much less posses any real secrets. His big flaw is that he has no purpose. He doesn’t believe in anything, so he flits from whorehouse to card game and back again. Which is really a cool place for a charming rogue to begin his story, but many authors would fear to let him grow out of that. I know because I’ve read their books. Not Dietrich though. Gage’s journey changes him as much as it thrills his readers.

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Art Show: Illustrateurs

If you like the Art Show feature here, you need to add Illustrateurs to your blogroll or RSS feed right away. Chris Mautner linked to it from Robot 6 and I'm hooked. So hooked, in fact, that I'm dedicating an entire Art Show post to sharing just a tiny taste of what's going on over there. Every post of theirs is stuffed full of more amazing art just like the images below.

The Deadly Lady of Madagascar



By Robert Maguire.

Fire Fight for the Village



By Mort Künstler.

Jungle people, giant reptiles, derring-do, and more after the break.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Adventureblog Gallery: Halt, Murderers!

Your Marvel Classics Comics Cover of the Day



By John Romita, Jr, who makes the story look 1000% more exciting than I remember Mark Twain's writing it. This is the last one of these, by the way. There are many other covers from the series that you can look at, but now you've seen all my favorites.

Surface-dwellers, Beware!



Thanks once again to Brother Calvin, I now have helmets for my undersea forces to wear while launching strikes in their personal battle-subs.

Your 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Picture of the Day



By Alphonse de Neuville.

Trouble Tide



By John Schoenherr.

Rulah vs. Octopus



By Matt Baker.

Footman 15



By Kerry Callen. I think I've got all the Footman 15 issues that Christopher Rich-McKelvey produced. They're very cheesecakey, but unlike a lot of that kind of thing, the stories are also very good. I'm sorry he didn't stay with it. Nice to see this pin-up by Callen.

Underaged Bride



By Sarah Mensinga. (More Universal monsters at DrawerGeeks.)

The Cownt



By Gavin Spence. Actual art from Gav's Cownt Tales story. I love this so much. It may be my favorite thing that Gav's ever drawn.

Life-size Gundam



By crazy people. Apparently, the head turns and the lights really work.

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Here's to Future Days

The Future of Atomic Robo



Brian Clevinger has shared a list of working titles for upcoming Atomic Robo mini-series. If that's not enough to get you going, he also gives some teases about genres, plots, and settings, but you'll have to click through to see those. Here are the titles:

Atomic Robo and Other Strangeness
Atomic Robo and the Ghost of Station X
Atomic Robo in Diamonds Are For Never

Atomic Robo and the Flying She-Devils of the Pacific

Atomic Robo: Under an Iron Sky


Puss n' Boots and Other Dreamworks Animation Plans



While I dread the thought of another Shrek film, I'd eagerly go see one that was just about a swashbuckling cat. Looks like I could get my wish.

Dreamworks is also planning a dragon movie, a superhero spoof (starring Robert Downey Jr.), yet another movie about re-imagined fairy tales, and sequels to Kung Fu Panda and Madagascar (again). I'm up for another round of Kung Fu Panda if it's as fun as the first one, but I don't think we can really be sure that that'll be the case. Of those five, I'm most interested in the superhero one in which Downey plays a supervillain who's forced by his own evil schemes to become a good guy.

There's also a chance that they'll be working on a Chris Sanders movie about a caveman. All they had to say was "Chris Sanders" and that's the most exciting project they've got.

Edited to add: Someone was nice enough to point out in the comments that the dragon movie is also directed by Sanders. I saw "dragon movie" in the article and immediately went to the next paragraph. Needless to say, it just shot up to the top of the list for me.

Now I should check to make sure Brad Bird's not attached to Madagascar 3 or something.

The Great Bear



You know what sounds as awesome as any of Dreamworks' plans? A Danish cartoon about a young boy, a missing sister, a vast and ancient forest, mythical animals, and a giant, tree-covered bear.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual

Swords of Venus



Christopher Mills has some information about a couple of cool-sounding pulp scifi titles from the Sequential Pulp line he's editing for Dark Horse.

Martians, Go Home! is based on the novel by Fredric Brown and will be adapted by Martin Powell, illustrated by Mike Manley, with covers by Bret Blevins. Swords of Venus is based on Planet of Peril by Otis Adelbert Kline and will be adapted by Bruce Jones, with art by Eduardo Barreto and covers by Thomas Yeates.

Bonnie Scarlet and the Sky Pirates



Thanks, once again, to Calvin. There's more like it in the link, so be sure to go visit him.

A Dusk of Idols



Spacetiki by Leo R. Summers. Sorry for the low quality picture, but the idea's cool enough that I figured it was worth sharing anyway.

Tesla Tunes

Just when you thought Nikola Tesla couldn't be more awesome.



Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The Tortuga Times: November 25, 2008

Captain President



Yet more evidence that we made the right decision.

The Dashing Dozen

Bookgasm has Michael Chabon's list of twelve books that influenced his Gentlemen of the Road swashbuckler. There's some good readin' on that list.

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of...

Bud Light?

Pirate pets



Via National Geographic. (I know. I'm surprised too.)



By Jodi Kurland.

Pirate Cuisine

Here's a recipe for Pirate Soup.

And another one for Pirate Quesadillas.



Mmm. Quesadillas...

Star Pirate



Pappy has the tale.

Mickey Mouse and the Pirate Submarine



Via Golden Age Comic Book Stories.

And if that's not enough Disney pirates for you



Check out Life's Pirates of the Caribbean photos.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Adventureblog Gallery: Trolls, Carson of Venus, and Devil Dinosaur

Trolls



I had a hard time picking one image from the Hollywood Animation Archive's huge collection of paintings from Swedish Christmas annual, Bland Tomtar Och Troll. This one's by John Bauer and I found it here, but really you need to browse at least here, here, and here as well.

Carson of Venus



By John Coleman Burroughs.

Moon-Boy and Devil Dinosaur



By Dan Boyd.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Art of the Day: Prince of Peril



Via Pulp of the Day, so I don't know who painted it.

Updated: Christopher Mills, who would know, comments that "that cover painting's by Roy G. Krenkel, a contemporary of Frank Frazetta and Al Williamson. And the author of the book, Otis Adelbert Kline, was probably Edgar Rice Burroughs' most prolific and shameless imitator."

Thanks, Christopher!

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