Quotes of the Week: Your Mummy-Infested Towns

So live in your mummy infested towns you cat haters while I sleep soundly with nary a wrapping or the sound of shuffling to disturb my slumber.
--Admiral Calvin, explaining the risks of spending a Day Without Cats.

The comic's cover, as Rowling devotees are well aware, depicts a pivotal moment from the author's life previously only seen air-brushed on the side of a van: When an aged unicorn-physician tended to Rowling's dislocated shoulder.
--Kevin Melrose, on Bluewater's latest "Female Force" biography.

That they are, Tony. That they are.

If you're not a cat fan, thanks for indulging me in this day-long sidebar. If you are, I hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed putting it together. Cats are too cool to be shoved aside, even for a day.

Folks oughta know by now... nobody puts Baby in the corner.

Dethpicable

Me and the boys are playing and we just can't find the sound.

Ho!

Their bottoms are made out of springs

Fear me... if you dare!

Come on, cat.

Poor slob without a name

Teach me, Captain. What is a kiss?

She'll be mad about you! Simply mad!

Long tails and ears for hats

Just staying on it I guess, long as she can.

Those Who Slink and Court and Kill by Night

Fiery, Fearless, and Ferocious

Me. Ow.

Cat-Man Do

Even the phones are dead!

Funky!

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to pet!

Yeah, I know that wasn't a Blofeld line...