Thursday Night Think-- No, Wait!: Marvel Girl, Scarlet Witch, and Black Widow vs. Hydra

I've been thinking I should get into Thursday Night Thinking for a while. Now I can kill two birds with one post.

Think, Marvel Girl! Think, Scarlet Witch! Kick Hydra in the face, Black Widow!



Also can create enough trouble for everyone.

Friday Night Fights: Simon Dark vs. Masked Goons

So, Simon's sneaking into this building where a bunch of masked goons are waiting to jump him.



Uh oh, Simon. They got the drop on you.



Heh. Hey, dude. Look out above.




Who you guys shootin' at? Hey, man. Simon's right next to--



You're toast now, buddy. He got Rico and it's just you left.




Gotcha for the KNOCK OUT!

Bahlactus ain't afraid of the Dark.

Friday Night Fights: Batman vs. the falcons

No, no. Not the Falcon. Although that would be cool too. See, in this story, Batman's trying to stop a married couple from murdering a government agent. Turns out, they've got a garden full of flowers that not only make you immortal; they also make you totally insane.

Unfortunately, Batman gets a whiff and when they sic their killer falcons on him, he's not sure if they're real or if he's hallucinating.



You'd better make up your mind quick, El Murciélago!



Fortunately, even killer birds are no match for Batman.



KNOCK OUT!

And to add insult to injury...



Ow-how-howww! Somebody call PETA!

Bahlactus ain't hallucinating.

Batman fights killer falcons in Detective Comics #395 by Denny O'Neil and Neal Adams.

Friday Night Fights: Atomic Robo vs. Giant Ants!

Don't try to confuse Atomic Robo with the details.





Knock Out!

Bahlactus also has it figured out.

Friday Night Fights: Hulk vs. Thing!

Our story opens as General Ross brings in the Fantastic Four to deal with a certain, jolly, green giant. It's important to know that nobody's figured out that the Hulk is actually one of Ross' scientific team... yet.



But when the FF finally meet up with ol' Jade Jaws, the Thing...



...starts to figure...



...it out.



Uh oh, Hulk. He's on to you. What're you gonna do now?



SUCKER PUNCH!

Don't worry though. Before long, everyone's friends and the Hulk and Thing are comparing muscles.



Hulk... never change, buddy.

Bahlactus SMASH!

Check out Marvel Adventures Fantastic Four #29 for more smashy action.

Friday Night Fights: Wolverine vs. Gorg!

Wolverine and the Avengers are transported back in time to help some villagers deal with a bloodthirsty warlord named Gorg. He sounds tough. Is he? Let's see...



SUCKER PUNCH!

But that ain't all!



"Rrrraahhhahhgh," indeed, Wolverine. "Rrrraahhhahhgh," indeed.

Avenging is Bahlactus' job description.

Friday Night Fights: Black Canary vs. the Amazons!

I'm late getting this started, but...

Hey, Amazon lady. What do you think of Black Canary's sidekick?



Canary! You just gonna let 'er talk about your girl like--



SUCKER PUNCH!

That's showin' her, Canary!



Admonition by Bahlactus!

Friday Night Fights: These jungles are protected!

I mentioned the Phantom below and that reminds me that I've been wanting to get in on this whole Friday Night Fights thing for a while. Reviewing one of Moonstone's Phantom trades this week gave me just the right place to start.

I'm just putting my toe in the water, so I'll offer this one without commentary.




But really, does that need commentary?

Old jungle saying: No smoking in the Bahlactus Cave.