Wednesday, March 07, 2012

LXB | March Madness: Colonel James Braddock vs Jason Bourne

For the first three weeks of March, we're going to answer the question, one match at a time, of who would win if 12 movie tough guys were airdropped into an abandoned city and only one could escape.

Who looks tougher? Answer carefully, because it's a trick question. Chuck Norris has a bandana and a huge gun, which he is firing. There's also an explosion going off behind him and he Does Not Care. Popular Internet Memes be damned though, he's over-compensating. The real badass in this match up is Jason Bourne.

Heck, all he has to do is sit there next to Julia Stiles and he still looks like he'll kill you before your next breath.  As Ben Caldwell pointed out on Twitter, a very likely outcome to this entire contest is that Bourne just kills everyone in the first round and then forgets he did it.


Brian (Cool & Collected) said...

I wasn't following Ben Caldwell on Twitter but I have now corrected that oversight. The man is a genius.

Michael May said...

I think he's pretty new to it. Or maybe he's only recently using it a lot. I agree about the genius. :D


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