Wednesday, March 07, 2012
LXB | March Madness: Colonel James Braddock vs Jason Bourne
12 movie tough guys were airdropped into an abandoned city and only one could escape.
Who looks tougher? Answer carefully, because it's a trick question. Chuck Norris has a bandana and a huge gun, which he is firing. There's also an explosion going off behind him and he Does Not Care. Popular Internet Memes be damned though, he's over-compensating. The real badass in this match up is Jason Bourne.
Heck, all he has to do is sit there next to Julia Stiles and he still looks like he'll kill you before your next breath. As Ben Caldwell pointed out on Twitter, a very likely outcome to this entire contest is that Bourne just kills everyone in the first round and then forgets he did it.