Friday, March 21, 2008

Turok: Son of Stone (2008)



When my son was born, I decided early that I was going to be attentive, but liberal about what I let him watch. In other words, there’s not much that I wouldn’t let him watch as long as a) I’m watching with him, and b) I’m very clued in to how he’s handling it. It’s not that I have no standards, but if there’s some blood or boobies on the screen, I’m not going to freak out or turn off the TV or even cover his eyes. I’d like him to not grow up with an unhealthy curiosity about violence and sex that was born of my making them taboo. As long as we can talk about what he sees and as long as he’s not freaking out over it, so be it. Whether that makes me an awesome dad or an awful one, I don’t know, but it’s the only way of doing it that I’m comfortable with.

Anyway, I say all that to say that my six-year-old son and I watched Turok: Son of Stone the other night. It’s a very bloody movie and I don’t know many parents who’d let their kindergartener watch it, but we watched it. And I watched him. And asked him lots of questions. And he was fine. He wasn’t so fine when we saw Horton Hears a Who at the theater and the kangaroo dropped the clover into a vat of boiling oil, but an abundance of cartoon blood gushing all over the place was fine with him.

I don’t know much about the Turok comics except that they’re about an Indian named Turok who fights dinosaurs. Really, that’s all I need to know. It’s certainly all my son needed to know.

In the Special Features documentary on the DVD, the filmmakers all claim to have been really faithful to the story though while updating it for modern audiences. That means it’s more graphic, but it also means that attention was paid to the way Natives are portrayed in the movie. I’m not Native, so I can’t say how successful they were at it, but I’m glad it was a concern for them on some level.

What was a concern for me is that the movie be cool and yes indeedy it was. Tony Bedard wrote the thing and I think it was him in the documentary who said they wanted it to be over-the-top. Not just in the violence, but with everything. If these guys had been in charge of 10,000 BC there’s no way that sabretooth would’ve gotten away without becoming a sidekick.

The animation’s clearly inspired by anime which means that the movement’s a bit choppy for my taste, but there are also some scenes that are amazing and overall the movie does a great job of sucking you into the story.

There’s one scene – right after Turok and pals get to the lost world – where they have to fight (i.e. “run away from”) a huge carnotaur and it’s as nicely choreographed as anything I’ve ever seen; live action or cartoon. At one point, the carnotaur gets Turok, his sister-in-law, and her son trapped in a tree next to a white-water river, and Turok’s enemy starts shooting at the good guys with a rifle from horseback on the other side of the river. It’s one of those “how the hell are they going to get out of this” scenarios and it was beautifully done with just the right camera angles and music and sound. I’m going to remember that scene for a long, long time.

It’s not often that I’m watching something and I suddenly become overwhelmed by how cool it is, but I love it when it happens and it happened at least four times during Turok. The other times (except for the one with the waterfall) happened during dinosaur fights where just when I thought the scene was reaching its climax, they took it up another level and made it even cooler. I’ll leave the specifics for you to discover.

It might have been a little less bloody for my taste, but I’m hesitant to second guess the filmmakers on that point. I’m not sure enough that bringing down the violence wouldn’t have toned down the overall tension of the thing and it was that tension and the sudden release of it with “Oh, cool!” moments that really makes Turok special.

Five out of five carnotaurs.

Wonder Woman has a boyyyyfriend

So, in the latest issue of Wonder Woman (#18 if you want to follow along), she decides she likes her spy partner and wants to ask him out. Which she does by formally presenting him with a nectarine pit necklace and a friendship bracelet made of thorns.




Apparently, according to Samantha, Wonder Woman's being interested in a guy and asking him out is somehow degrading to her. Especially if she considers his feelings and interests and even thinks about doing something that he might want to do. Or, you know, have a frickin' relationship instead of just dictating to the guy How Its Going To Be.

Okay, that's not totally fair to Samantha. It's basically what she said, but I think what I'm really seeing in her post is an over-reaction to a different issue: whether or not Tom "Nemesis" Tressler is a fitting object of Wonder Woman's desire. It's an issue that other people also seem to have. Samantha just unfortunately took her preferences as a fan and tried to make a feminist issue out them: "What's next, is she going to find some bratty kid and decide to spend her life playing Barbies with the kid while she cooks dinner and anxiously waits for Tommy-poo to get home?"

Yeah, because that's the next logical step after "I dunno, what do you want to do?"

I do get the complaints about Tom's not being "worthy," though I'd phrase it in a different way. So far in the series, he's been written as kind of a jerk. A likable jerk in many ways, but still kind of a butthole. And, unfortunately, Wonder Woman's romantic interest in him is kind of coming out of nowhere. She's been portrayed as occasionally amused by him, but more often frustrated. And yeah, that kind of annoyed flirtation often turns to romantic interest in fiction, but the transition is usually a lot smoother.

I guess I would have liked to have seen Wonder Woman seriously considering her feelings about Tom for an issue or two before we jumped to this scene. It wouldn't have had to have been the focus of the whole comic or anything, just something to help bring readers along that this is where Wonder Woman was thinking about going.

I think Tom Tressler is worthy of Wonder Woman if she thinks he is; I'd just like to understand why she thinks he is.

The Awesome List: Monsters vs. Aliens website; I gush some more about Atomic Robo

Really short Awesome List today:

Monsters vs. Aliens



The MvA website is live. Not much info on it yet, but man, I love that intro.

Why Atomic Robo is the Awesome: Reason # 539

The creators defend themselves against criticism that perhaps their comic is to too formulaic and/or fast-paced: "Sorry, hypothetical reviewer, you can find your decompressed comics filled with turgid dialog elsewhere. We're too busy making a robot punch other robots to bother with that junk."

Dark Horse Comics in June

Here's what looks good to me from Dark Horse Comics in June.

Indiana Jones and the Tomb of the Gods #1



There's this new Indiana Jones mini-series starting up. I'll likely wait for it to get collected into book form, but I figured it was worth mentioning.

Maybe not though. I'm not mentioning a bunch of Hellboy-related single issues that I'll also wait to get collected. Maybe it's the newness of more Indy that grabs my attention in a way that the more familiar Hellboy comics don't. Not fair, but that's probably it.

Lobster Johnson, Volume 1: The Iron Prometheus



But speaking of book collections, my waiting to read the pulpy adventures of the Hellboy Universe's Lobster Johnson is about to pay off.

Art of the Day: Flash Gordon, John Carter, and Charlemagne

Flash Gordon



By Michael W. Kaluta

A John Carter of Mars Romance



By John Coleman Burroughs. Golden Age Comic Books has lots more John Carter art here.

The Legends of Charlemagne



By N.C. Wyeth. More Wyeth Charlemagne stuff here.

Adventureblog Theater: Elvis loves Wonder Woman, KITT helps the Hoff pick up girls, a dancing stormtrooper, the Happy Dalek Song, and more

Like the Art(ist) of the Day deal, I've got a huge backlog of these to get through, so I'm going to start doing multiples. It'll be like The Twenty, only good!

Saul Bass Star Wars

I think everyone's pretty much seen this one by now, but just in case...



The Wonder of You

Elvis loves Wonder Woman



Jump in My KITT

The Hoff wants to take you home.



Dancing stormtrooper

I guess working for Darth Vader must not be so bad after all. This guy seems pretty happy.



The Happy Dalek Song

But not as happy as this superior being. Things that bother you never bother him.



Doctor Who Weakest Link

Maybe the Dalek's happy about being on the Weakest Link.

Countdown to Haiti: D-17

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Image Comics in May

Some good-looking stuff coming out from Image in May.

Pretty Baby Machine #1 (of 3)



Jesse James vs. Machine Gun Kelly isn't the only action Machine Gun Kelly's seeing in the near future. Pretty Baby Machine covers what happens when Pretty Boy Floyd, Baby Face Nelson, and Machine Gun Kelly have to join forces against Al Capone. And Kody Chamberlain's illustrating it. Awesome.

Frank Frazetta's Swamp Demon one-shot



Josh Ortega + Josh Medors + another Jay Fotos colored/edited Frank Frazetta comic = a nice, warm, swampy, demony feeling.

Monster Zoo



Everything I need to know is in the title.

Proof, Volume 1: Goatsucker



Bigfoot as monster-hunter? Sold.

Awesome Stuff: Galactica cast, buy Ming's cape, new pulp scifi, new Jack Ryan movies, Steam Wars, Chuck and Lost news, Caprica, and more

Battlestar Galactica at SCI FI's upfront



Tons of pictures and a brief report of the event at the Battlestar Blog.

Huge Sci Fi live auction on the Ebay

Includes Charles Middleton's Ming cape from Flash Gordon (1936), a hydraulic velociraptor from Jurassic Park, Michael Keaton's Batman costume, an original King Kong poster, and more. SCI FI Wire has the details.

Didn't like the ending to Cloverfield?

Pick another.

Wonder Woman statue



I'm not enough of a fan to fork out 300 bucks for it, but dang that's a nice statue. Real leather and fabric on the costume and everything. Not sure what the lasso's made of, but it looks real too.

Scifi is dead; long live the Kings

One of the reasons io9 cites critics as saying why the science fiction genre is dead is that "SF is now real life." To which I say, "Fine." I've always been more interested in the fantasy elements of it anyway. Hard scifi bores the crap out of me. Hard scifi is inexcusably deficient in Wookiees, ray guns, and space princesses.

Fortunately though, not all modern scifi authors feel like they have to realistically portray or predict the science. Maybe it's not real scifi, but I'll take S.M. Stirling's version any day. He describes his novel In the Courts of the Crimson Kings this way:

"In [the book's] timeline, we discover in the course of the 20th century that Mars (and Venus) are living worlds, with strangely humanoid inhabitants--[which is] confirmed by Soviet and American space probes in the early 1960s... The Mars of Crimson Kings is a dying but still habitable world, with the wreck of an ancient civilization that once ruled the entire planet under the Tollamune dynasty, when Earthlings were still cracking flints and fighting off cave bears."

New Jack Ryan movies?

Not interested. The franchise has already been killed by the Affleck reboot. Trying to start over yet again is like making a copy of a copy, even if Sam Raimi is directing. Unless of course they get someone really cool to play Ryan, in which case I don't care what the character's name is, I'll see it because it's a spy movie with a cool actor.

But honestly, if they want to just toss a Tom Clancy name on their non-Clancy movies to increase audience recognition, they should make them Mr. Clark movies and let Ryan appear as a recurring, supporting character.

Steam Wars and Undead Backbrain



Robert Hood's Undead Backbrain blog is fricking Awesome and you should be reading it. It would save me having to link to him every single day if you did, which is what it looks like I'll be doing if his content stays as consistent as it has so far. He's the one who turned me on to Automatons and that viking vs. aliens film.

Now though, it's all about Steam Wars, a steampunk giant-monster project by the guy who did The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra. Even if the film never gets made, it's worth the post just to see the concept art.

Chuck news (and a little bit of Lost)

The writers of Chuck are taking advantage of their strike hiatus to tweak the show a little. According to TV Guide's Michael Ausiello who attended the Chuck panel at Paley Fest, "'The idea is to own the fact that we've been off the air for several months, so there's a reset that's going to happen,' said (co-creator Josh) Schwartz of the second-season premiere, slated for September. 'We're going to bring in some fresh new characters, some new villains.'"

Lost producer Damon Lindelof moderated the panel and snuck in a bit of Lost news "
by revealing the real reason the four-toed statue has yet to be seen again. After the monument first appeared 'we got a note back from the network that said, "This is too weird,"' he explained. 'I was like, "Do you watch the show? This is too weird?" Essentially, they said, "Could it be a six-toed statue?" I was like, "Someone explain to me why a six-toed statue is less weird than a four-toed statue?" And they're still noodling on that.'"

Caprica

I might change my mind once Battlestar comes back on and I start getting into it again, but right this second I need some convincing that the Caprica prequel series is going to be worth watching. It sort of sounds like Dynasty in space.

Artists of the Day: Ryan Ottley, Grant Gould, and Unknown Pirate Girl Artist

I've got a huge backlog of artists I want to feature here, so I'm going to start ganging them up on you. I'm always interested in new folks to feature too, so let me know your favorites in the comments.

Ryan Ottley



This and lots of other Hulk vs. Thing awesome-sauce can be found at Again With the Comics.

Grant Gould



Grant's depiction of his girlfriend (and sometimes collaborator of mine) Jess Hickman as a zombie hunter.

Yes, Jess is that butt-kicking in real life.

Unknown Pirate Girl Artist



No idea who drew this, but I found it here.

Video du Jour: Klingons hawking Happy Meals

I got the Kirk toy! Qapla’!



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