Friday, February 08, 2008

The Eye (2008)



Very faithful to the original, which is to say that all the chills and the mystery were ruined for me. There were some nice bits about Jessica Alba's trying to adjust to having sight (it's not as easy as it sounds) and I'd actually love to see a non-genre movie that focused on that. There were also some nice bits about Jessica Alba's walking around in her underwear. Other than that it was pretty blah.

The guy who plays her therapist is a jerk in the first half of the movie and suddenly becomes Mr. Nice Guy during the second half for no plausible reason. I much more liked the guy in the original who was obviously -- but quietly -- in love with the heroine. It makes a lot more sense when he's torn about helping her identify her donor, but does it anyway against his better judgment.

At least that's how I remember it, but I haven't seen the original since it was in theaters. I also don't remember being that thrilled with the original, so watching this one was probably a doomed exercise from the beginning. There's an interesting mystery, but though the resolution makes sense, it's anti-climactic. It takes the story's focus off the main character and puts it on the eye donor whom we haven't connected with at all.

In short, it's not scary enough to be a horror movie or well-written enough to be a good mystery.

Two out of five floating elevator ghosts.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

YouTube du Jour: Raquel Welch's Space Girl Dance

Why aren't all space people this cool?



Thanks, Grant!

Artist of the Day: Gene Gonzalez



From his blog.

The Awesome List: Land of the Lost movie, Tarzan's Greatest Adventure, A Life of Ravens, Doctor Who, Black Canary/Zatanna, and The Somnambulist



A love for Marshall?

I was already nervous enough about the Land of the Lost movie being a Will Ferrell comedy. Now comes news that his love interest has been cast.

Love interest? I'm not saying that the movie is Ruined or that it has to be about a single dad and his two kids in order to be good. Just saying that they're making me nervous. As long as they have dinosaurs and Sleestaks and monkey-people though, and as long as the comedy's not all slapstick, we should all be okay.

Tarzan's Greatest Adventure indeed.

The Double O Section blog has a great write-up about one of my favorite Sean Connery movies, Tarzan's Greatest Adventure. I haven't seen it since catching it on late night TV about 15 years ago, but I remember how cool it was watching James Bond try to kill Tarzan. I totally agree with the Double O guys that it's a shame this hasn't been released to DVD yet.

Win A Life of Ravens

Alex Ness, my co-writer on Jesse James vs. Machine Gun Kelly, has written a book of epic poetry filled with Vikings and ravens and other cool stuff. He's also got some amazing artists like Mike Grell and my Kill All Monsters! cohort Jason Copland to illustrate it. And he's giving away two copies (one for the winner; one for a library of the winner's choosing) in a contest here (scroll to the bottom for the very simple rules). It's a gorgeous book and you've got nothing to lose, so show the guy some love.

It's Official...

Pirates -- as a fad -- are dead.

Doctor Who Season 4

The SciFi Channel will start showing Doctor Who Season Four in April. Also coming around the same time: The Sarah Jane Adventures.

Black Canary/Zatanna

Pop Culture Addict has an interview with Paul Dini in which Dini spills some details about his upcoming Black Canary/Zatanna hardcover graphic novel: "In discussing Zatanna’s history with Alex Ross, he maintains that Zee, especially in the early days of the JLA, was kind of a 'kid sister' to some of the other members. I liked that, so I established that Zatanna’s a couple of years younger than Black Canary and that Dinah’s a bit of a mentor to her."

It's a fun conversation and includes Dini's wife Misty Lee.

The Somnambulist

I'm hearing a lot about Jonathan Barnes' The Somnambulist lately. First it showed up in this list from Borders in the company of some of my other favorite books (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Neverwhere) and ones already on my reading list (The Prestige, Chinatown Death Cloud Peril, and Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell). So... interesting by association. Rod Lott's recommendation pushed me over the edge with words like "milk-guzzling golem," "human fly," "serial killer," "albino," and "guy who claims to live time backwards."

Defending Jane Austen



The stars are aligning too much for me to ignore them any more. I'm on a Jane Austen kick and I can't help it.

I know, I know. Not exactly who you think of first when you hear the word "adventure," but I'm going to make a case for her and you tell me how I did.

I should start this by saying that it took me two times to get through the novel Pride and Prejudice and I pretty much gave up the idea of reading any more Austen once I finished. My not liking it says more about me and my need for action than it does about Austen's talent as a writer, but it wasn't to my taste. I liked the story (or rather the point of the story), but it was so luxuriously paced that I was impatient for something to happen the whole time. Something finally does happen; Austen just takes her time in getting there.

That said, I love Jane Austen movies. I've always liked period films, so in the movies I'm not as antsy during the slow times. I can distract myself with the acting and the sets and just immersing myself in that world with its huge mansions, horse-drawn carriages, and leisurely lifestyles. I can take it all in and appreciate Austen's themes, but I can do it in a two-hour commitment rather than a two-month one (I'm a slow reader).

There are a few reasons she's on my radar lately. First is Masterpiece Classic's "Complete Jane Austen" series. It's introduced me to Persuasion and Northanger Abbey and refamiliarized me with Mansfield Park, which I'd previously seen in this version. Persuasion was good, Northanger Abbey was Awesome, and though I didn't like Masterpiece's version of Mansfield Park as well as the 1999 movie, it did star Billie Piper as Fanny.

I'm looking forward to seeing how they do with Sense and Sensibility, though I can't imagine its not suffering by the absence of Emma Thompson, Kate Winslet, Hugh Laurie, Hugh Grant, and Alan Rickman. And of course there's Pride and Prejudice, but I don't care how good everyone says the Colin Firth version is, I wish it had Keira Knightley in it. Emma, based on my memory of the Gwyneth Paltrow version, is okay, but I'm sure to like it infinitely better starring Kate Beckinsale.

Last night my wife and I watched Masterpiece's Austen biopic Miss Austen Regrets. I've never read a biography of Jane Austen, but I do know a little about her life from Stephanie Barron's Jane Austen Mysteries and I was disappointed. Not because of any historical inaccuracies, because Lord knows Barron takes liberties with Austen's life, but because it takes a woman I've come to admire for her imagination and good-natured non-conformity and it portrays her as a selfish, greedy, bitter person.

It's not the only disappointment I've had with the Masterpiece presentation. I love Gillian Anderson, but as little as I know about Austen I have questions for whomever's writing Anderson's introductions to the episodes. She basically claimed that Austen created Mansfield Park's Mary Crawford as a Mary Sue character. She also said that Austen wrote Northanger Abbey as an homage out of her fondness for gothic romances. My understanding is that Austen thought they were silly and wrote Northanger Abbey as a parody. The Masterpiece version certainly comes off that way.

Northanger Abbey relates to the next reason Austen's been on my mind lately. Even if she didn't like gothic romances, they have a lot of cool elements: old castles, haunted rooms, dark villains, beautiful girls, and swashbuckling heroes. Like Austen, they can get long and tedious though. It took me more than a year to make it through The Mysteries of Udolpho and that was only through sheer stubborness. I've been reading Graphic Classics, Volume 14: Gothic Classics this week though, which includes a comics adaptation of Udolpho as well as Northanger Abbey. Having just seen Northanger Abbey on TV, I'm excited to get to that part of Gothic Classics.

Adding to my Austen pile, The Jane Austen Book Club just came out on DVD and while I'm not excited to see it, I'm curious about it. I'm far more eager to see Becoming Jane, which coincidentally(?) comes out next week. I'm hoping I'll like that one better than Miss Austen Regrets, which is all about the end of Austen's life. Becoming covers the beginning, which is what I'm more familiar with thanks to Stephanie Barron.

And all this is to say that I'm planning on picking up Barron's series again this year. I left off at The Prisoner of Wool House and she's written at least three more since then.

But none of that justifies my connecting Austen with the subject of this blog.

Last night, my wife -- pleased that she's married to the kind of guy who'll watch Jane Austen movies with her -- asked me what the attraction was for me. I had to think about it for a bit, but I finally decided that it has to do with Austen's non-conformity. She and her characters lived in such a formal, regimented society with all its politeness and manners and not really getting to do what you want or say what you think. But she (and her characters) always bucked the system and managed to find happiness in it. In a time where marriages are based on social climbing, Austen's characters find love. In a culture where snottiness and stupidity is perfectly acceptable as long as you have money, Austen's heroines and heroes are kind, funny, and smart. They reject their world and create new ones in its place. In a word: they're adventurous.

Yes, yes, I know it still makes me a girl. It's not sword-fighting and monster-hunting, but it works for me.

Although, in the Stephanie Barron books there is sword-fighting. And murder and pirates and spies. So there.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

YouTube du Jour: Star Wars - The Lost Scenes

This is probably the coolest thing I'll ever post on this blog.

Ever since I was a kid, reading the Star Wars novelization and the comics adaptation, I've wanted to see the missing scenes that were in those books, but didn't make it into the movie. I had this Star Wars picture book that had stills from those scenes, but that just made me want to see them even more.

The Special Edition took care of the Han and Jabba scene, but I was disappointed that it left out the early stuff with Luke and Biggs still on Tatooine. I've waited thirty years to see this. My little nerd dreams have all come true.

Art of the Day: Prince of Peril



Via Pulp of the Day, so I don't know who painted it.

Updated: Christopher Mills, who would know, comments that "that cover painting's by Roy G. Krenkel, a contemporary of Frank Frazetta and Al Williamson. And the author of the book, Otis Adelbert Kline, was probably Edgar Rice Burroughs' most prolific and shameless imitator."

Thanks, Christopher!

The Awesome List: Marion Ravenwood, Lost and Cloverfield, the Shazam! movie, Bond action figures, and O'Connell as Cruise

"I always knew some day you'd come walking back through my door."



I've missed you, Marion.

Lost Easter Eggs in Cloverfield

You’re gonna have to see Cloverfield again now.

And speaking of Cloverfield

You knew there was gonna be a sequel. Nerve.com has the right idea about how to do it.

Peter Segal on Shazam! movie

The Shazam! director doesn’t have a script yet, but he talks about the characters and the Rock as well as the general tone he’s going for:

“…It’s going to have a very serious tone with moments of humor and I think it’ll be somewhere in between Spider-Man and Fantastic Four.”

If ever there was a place for a light-hearted superhero movie, you’d think it would be Shazam!. Nervous.

Figures. Action Figures.

And Daniel Craig ones at that. (Via.)

"Hey, Mr. Rabbit. Don't eat those apples."

You need to see Jerry O'Connell playing Tom Cruise. (Thanks, Grant!)

Comic World News RIP

We're closing down Comic World News. The reasons are all in the link, but as sad as I am to close out this part of my online "career," I'm also excited about the freedom it gives me to pursue other things like working on my novel and comics projects.

And I'm still going to be contributing to the online comics community via the Newsarama blog. In fact, I've already been talking with JK Parkin about increasing my commitment level there.

Speaking of which, I forgot to mention that this week I reviewed the first volume of a scifi/fantasy manga called Andromeda Stories. Check it out here.

I'm also helping out with the Screen Bites feature, which is more or less The Awesome List from here only focused solely on movies. It might take me a while for me to figure out how to balance Screen Bites with The Awesome List, but for now I'm thinking that I'll probably post some of the same links in both places. I'll see how that goes and tweak it as I go.

February Theatrical Releases

What a slow, miserable month at the movies. Not that there's nothing to watch, but I'm not really for truly excited by any of it.

Last Weekend

The Eye: The Japanese version of this is the only original J-Horror movie I've ever seen. It was okay, but didn't support the notion that everyone had been shoving at me about how Japan was the salvation of the horror genre. I'm not a Jessica Alba fan except in the most superficial way possible, but I'm curious to compare this to the first one.

February 8

Fools Gold: I love Matthew McConaughey. This has more How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days vibe than I want, but it's McConaughey treasure-hunting and I'll watch that.

February 14

The Spiderwick Chronicles: This was going to be my most looked-forward-to movie of the month until I heard that they've condensed all five books into one movie. I haven't read the books, but that disappoints me for some reason that I can't put my finger on. Probably because I was harboring a secret hope that this might engage me on a Harry Potter level, but that might've been unrealistic to begin with.

Jumper:
So now this is my most-looked-forward to movie. It reminds me a little of Wanted only not as cool, but it grows on me every time I see the trailer.

February 15

Definitely, Maybe: Yeah, it looks sappy, but I'm a Ryan Reynolds fan. And sometimes I like sappy.

February 22

Vantage Point: No wait, this is my most-looked-forward to movie. Okay, maybe the month isn't a total waste. I'm definitely in the mood for a good thriller with an excellent cast.

Be Kind Rewind
:
Wait a minute. Wasn't this supposed to be out last month? Oh... that was it's debut at Sundance. Very sneaky, Jack Black/Mos Def movie. I still want to see you though.

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