1986’s Stagecoach
was a made-for-TV movie, but more importantly it was a gimmick movie. The gimmick being that it featured a bunch of Country music stars in its biggest roles. Willie Nelson (who was also a producer and performs the theme song) plays Doc (though not Boone, as we’ll get to in a minute), Waylon Jennings is Hatfield, Johnny Cash is Curly, and Kris Kristofferson is the Ringo Kid. They even have John Schneider who had a respectable, post-
Dukes of Hazzard
Country music career going around that time. He plays Buck, the stagecoach driver. Jessi Colter and June Carter Cash even have supporting roles and David Allan Coe plays one of the Plummer brothers. (Kirks’ son from
Wrath of Khan
has an important role as a cavalry officer, but he didn’t sing as far as I know.)
The movie’s set in Arizona again, so it’s nice to hear the characters talking about the familiar town names from the original: Tonto, Apache Wells, and Lordsburg. And of course Geronimo’s back. As I mentioned in
the post on the ’66 version, the Indians finally get some consideration in ’86 other than just being the force of nature that propels the story forward. There’s some irony there though, because early on Buck talks about Geronimo as just that: a force of nature who is as much a part of the desert as cactus and tumbleweeds.
Geronimo and the other Indians still get no speaking lines. There’s not even an Indian wife for the trader at Apache Wells this time. But Willie’s character is a supporter of Geronimo’s right to fight for his home. He admires the Apaches for their courage and tenacity and wastes no opportunity to express that whenever the subject comes up. It comes off a bit preachy, but after having the issue ignored in the previous versions, I’d rather have it raised in a flawed manner than not raised at all. Perhaps we’re due for another remake in which Geronimo and his men are made full-fledged characters to further complicate the already multifaceted drama.
After the break: the drama doesn't stay multifaceted for long. SPOILERS abound.