Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Gorillas Riding Dinosaurs



My first column for the new Robot 6 blog is now up and ready for reading. The name of the weekly feature is "Gorillas Riding Dinosaurs" and it's going to be all about fun adventure comics. The stuff that falls between art comix and the serious, event-heavy superhero stuff. I couldn't be more stoked about it. It's exactly the kind of thing I usually talk about here, so if you're one of the ten people who likes this blog, I think you'll like GRD as well. Like Robot 6 needs the hits I'm sending them.

I'm loving the new blog, by the way. Everything from the robot motif to the color scheme to the general feeling of giddiness that the contributors are feeling right now. It's a fun place to be.

It seems to be pretty well received too. We've been getting a lot of attention this week and I've loved reading all the posts welcoming us back. I think my favorite though has to be this one from ComicMix explaining what happened to Robots 1-5.
Robot 1 sank into the swamp.

Robot 2 sank into the swamp.

Robot 3 burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp.
You get the idea.

Anyway, I'll be posting there at least twice a week. Gorillas Riding Dinosaurs will be on Wednesdays; Thursdays are my days to contribute to a group feature called Robot Reviews (hopefully that second link will eventually work; there aren't any tags in that category as I'm writing this, so I'm guessing at the URL). I'll also be contributing nonsense to occasional roundtable pieces like these two: Our Favorite Comics of 2008 and What Are You Reading?.

So, lots of Michael May going on at Robot 6. I hope you'll visit a bunch and comment when you do. It's going to be a blast.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Doctor Who and the Time Squad

I've been resisting talking about the new Doctor, because a) everyone else already is, and b) I've got no insight to add other than, "He looks about right; let's give him a shot."

Instead, how about a couple of other, cool Doctor Who links?

Time Squad



I'm not what you'd call a Who Collector or anything, but man I want these toys. All of them.

Understanding Doctor Who

Whether you've only recently discovered Doctor Who or - like me - have known about him for years, but only through whatever bones PBS threw you as a kid (and thank God they did), Siskoid has the most concise, but informational summary I've ever seen on the various Doctors and eras from the shows' long history.

It's the first part of a week-long series that I can't wait for.

Monday, January 05, 2009

The Awesome List: Monster Game Night

Friends with E.T.



San Francisco's Gallery Nineteen Eighty Eight is selling art prints of Scott Campbell's wonderful "Friends with E.T." series (thanks, /Film!). Click through to see E.T. also hanging out with Transformers, them Duke boys, and the Masters of the Universe.

It's especially nice to see him playing Hungry Hungry Hippo with the monsters though. Game Night with those guys is always a blast.



Poor Frankenstein.

Galactus' Happy Helmet



That sounded dirty, didn't it? Sorry about that.

The point is that I never realized that there was a face on Galactus' helmet until Kerry Callen pointed it out. What's more, he tracks it as it gets more and more giddy over Marvel's publishing history. I deliberately posted the earliest version. You've got to click through and look at the last image. I promise it's worth it.

Tiki Paintings



By Anthony Carpenter. There are a couple of more - just as good - at the link.

Sunday, January 04, 2009

Music Meme: 1974

Continuing my list of favorite albums from every year I've been alive.

1974

The Carpenters: The Singles 1969-1973



We didn't listen to a lot of Carpenters in our house until this album came out, but once it did, my mom wore it out. Not that we complained. I've had a fascination with the overly smooth, but undeniably catchy group ever since and all my favorites of their songs are on this album.

Saturday, January 03, 2009

Quotes of the Week: Ragging on the Spirit



It's totally cliché to rag on Frank Miller's Spirit movie anymore, but I can't help it if all the best lines this week came from Spirit reviews.
There is not a trace of human emotion in it. To call the characters cardboard is to insult a useful packing material.
--Roger Ebert.

...it doesn't seem to matter if people have read the comics or not. If you get what makes the character work, if you get what people like about it in its platonic ideal, you have a successful movie -- Iron Man being a lovely case in point.

Which, I suspect, is why Sin City and 300 worked. They were like having the comics happening up on the screen. The thing that people liked about it was there. With The Spirit, what the reader responded to is Eisner's lightness of touch and mastery of story, his humour and his humanity -- and a world that looks like Eisner drew it. The moment that it's obvious that that isn't there it almost doesn't matter what is there instead. According to Gaiman's Law, the more Sin City looked and felt like what people like about Frank Miller's work on Sin City, the more successful it was going to be with audiences, but the more The Spirit feels like Sin City and not like Will Eisner's The Spirit, the less successful it's going to be.
--Neil Gaiman, not so much ragging as being typically wise and insightful.

In comics, it took Miller decades to devolve into embarrassing self-parody. In film, he's made that leap over the course of a single disastrous film.
--Nathan Rabin, The A.V. Club

Happy Gollum Day



Today would've been JRR Tolkien's 117th birthday.

Happy Birthday, Precioussss!

Friday, January 02, 2009

The Lady Liberators vs. Myanmar



In She-Hulk #s 34-36, She-Hulk and the team she put together in Hulk #s 7-9 go up against a fictional version of a real-world issue. Things have slowed down in the bounty hunter business and She-Hulk has gotten enough confidence back about her calling as a super-hero that when she sees a news report about some people in need, she calls the Lady Liberators together and springs into action.

It's not the full team that appeared in Hulk, but it's a lot of them. Thundra and Valkyrie are back of course, and they're also joined by Invisible Woman. And She-Hulk's best friend Jazinda (who disguises herself so the other Liberators won't know she's one of those Secretly Invading Skrulls).



Spoiler for Jeph Loeb's Hulk series below

I don't know what to make of Thundra's being there. Over in Hulk, Thundra was invited by the Red Hulk to join him in whatever scheme he had going. We didn't get to hear her answer, but she sure didn't say "no" right away either. Writer Peter David gives nothing away in She-Hulk, but I'm not sure if he's being sneaky or if he just didn't know about the Hulk developments when he started this story. Continuity between Hulk and She-Hulk has been very loose and David's admitted that there hasn't been a lot of communication between the editors and creators of the two series.

Regardless of whatever's going on behind the scenes though, Thundra seems perfectly willing to continue working with the Liberators, which means one of two things. Either she turned down Red Hulk, or she's working with him in secret and wants to keep an eye on the Liberators. Though She-Hulk has been canceled after the next couple of issues, I expect we'll see more of the Liberators in Hulk and learn Thundra's answer over there. In the meantime, there's no reason for David not to use them here, and I'm glad he has. It's a cool team.

(By the way, he reveals that Valkyrie's horse is indeed still named Aragorn and not what She-Hulk called it in Hulk. Also, in spite of whatever other criticisms I'm about to offer, I've got none against David's portrayal of Valkyrie. She's awesome.)

End of spoiler.



I'm generally of the feeling that corporate-owned superhero comics should stay away from real-world problems like genocide. What's going on in this story is that there's been an earthquake in the fictional country of Marinmer, but the government is refusing to let foreign aid get to its citizens who need it. She-Hulk and the Liberators fly over to Marinmer to distribute the aid themselves, but Marinmer has ties with Russia who quickly sends in the Winter Guard to stop the effort.

What follows is a standard superhero fight only with lots of preaching by She-Hulk and some questioning amongst the Winter Guard about what's the right and moral thing to do. There's also preaching and frantic pleas for help by distraught earthquake victims. And if I sound kind of callous towards earthquake victims or those who would help them, I deeply apologize because that's not my intent. My heart aches for the real-world sufferers of the tragedies that this story is based on, but the She-Hulk comic fails to honor them in a meaningful way. It tries - it tries hard - but it's not up to the task and the endeavor ends up feeling kind of tasteless.



I don't know for sure what could have been done differently, which is a major reason I question whether this kind of thing should be attempted at all. I respect David's wanting to address it, and I understand that he's confined in his attempt by the genre he works in, so I actually rooted for him to succeed. Unfortunately, I was unmoved by the scenes of mothers crying over the corpses of their children. Crap, if anything should be able to move me, it's that.

Maybe if there had been a different art team. I like the anime-influenced work of Pasquale Qualano, Vincenzo Acunzo, and Barbara Ciardo in principle. I think it's a cool, different look for the book. And they're not inept at depicting emotions through facial expressions and body language. Yet, for most of the story, Valkyrie has all the expression of a Barbie doll, even when she's weeping.



And on the other end of the pendulum, the grieving mother is so melodramatic that she seems unreal. We're not watching a grieving mother; we're watching a bad actress portray a grieving mother.



Likewise, She-Hulk's posture doesn't always match up with what she's saying. Her words may be calmly accepting an invitation to dinner, but her pose looks like she's about to leap into battle. I get that she's angry, but wouldn't an upright pose with balled fists and a defiant, dangerous stare be just as effective and more appropriate given the dialogue? Because of all that, I'm really reluctant to blame David's script for the failure here.



I'd like to forget about the "ripped-from-the-headline" part of the story and judge it based just on the superhero aspects, but that's actually pretty mediocre too. The villain is a good one in the sense that he's smart, despicably evil, and has powerful weapons, but his master plan is essentially to kill some innocents in the most passive way imaginable and to rape some Liberators along the way. That triggers an interesting conflict in She-Hulk, but the resolution of that conflict is rather lame.

Another spoiler warning

She-Hulk really wants to kill this guy and I don't blame her. For all the story's flaws, portraying She-Hulk's anger at the villain is not one of them. I was absolutely convinced that she wanted him dead and I was rooting for her to do it. I don't know if it's because "superheroes don't kill" or what, but she ends up not killing him. Instead, she and Jazinda fake his death and exile him to the Australian outback. Meanwhile, the new leader of Marinmer promises to be just as corrupt as his predecessor.

End spoiler warning.

The point being that nothing changes and that superheroes are ineffectual in real-world crises. Which a) I already knew, and b) is a pretty bleak message for a superhero book. Leaving me once again to wonder what the reason for this exercise was. The only real lesson I've learned from it is that it shouldn't be tried again.

A couple of more Christmas cards

I finally got the Post Office today for the first time in about three weeks. It was nice to find a couple of Christmas cards waiting for me. I'm sorry that I didn't pick them up earlier, but I'm glad to have them now because they're really cool.

The first one was from Boom! Studios with art by Chuck BB.



The inside says, "Happy Holi... BRAINS" and is signed by the Boom! staff.

The other card is from SLG Publishing with art by Scott Saavedra.



The inside of this one says, "Have a Wild Christmas! from the gang at SLG Publishing" and is also signed by their staff.

Very cool of both companies. Thanks, you guys. Hope you had wonderful holidays too.

Robot 6



Hey! Look everybody! It's a new blog by those guys who used to do that old blog over at that one place. I'll let my boss JK do all the explaining.

Hope you like it. It's going to be a lot of fun.

Oh my this is good.

A video of clips from pretty much every movie from 2008 set to music by Sigur Ros. Beautiful.

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Happy New Year!



Happy New Year!

So... 2009.

Again, these aren't resolutions; they're just plans. And vague ones at that.

Kill All Monsters
and The Cownt are priorities on the comics front. Kill All Monsters just needs a publisher, so I need to be more diligent about that. We're just about ready to submit to a couple of more companies who needed a little more in their pitches than some of the others required. Not that we've heard back from everyone we initially sent it to, so there may be some following up to do if I can figure out how not to be a pest about it.

I want to get the Cownt one-shot finished and pitched by the end of the year. I'd love to see it in stores by then, and I think that's possible, but let's not get ahead ourselves just yet. Finishing the novel is another writing focus. Being smarter about business and marketing in general. Seeing if we can get Jesse vs. Machine Gun going again.

I think that's enough writing goals.

Except that I'm very excited about the new digs that the old Blogarama crew have staked out. It's going to be fun. And I'm changing the focus of my column over there slightly so that I can talk more about the kinds of comics I like most. There should be announcements by the end of the week. Maybe as soon as tomorrow.

As for this blog, I'm gonna keep on keeping on. I promised myself I wouldn't make any more Announcements about the direction, so I won't except to say that as my interests fluctuate, Adventureblog content probably will too.

On a personal level, I'm hoping to take Diane and David to Tallahassee this year. That's where I grew up, but I haven't been back in about 20 years. Yikes. Doesn't seem that long. It's way past time I introduced my family to those folks.

That should do it, eh? Like I said yesterday, 2008 had some disappointments and I'm still feeling that a bit. I don't want to load 2009 up with too many expectations right away. If we keep things reasonable and just strive to make a little more progress, it'll be a good year.

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