A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.Totally stolen from Garrison Keillor and Friends.
The bartender says, "What's with the paper towel?"
Pirate says: "Arrgh, I got a bounty on me head."
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.Totally stolen from Garrison Keillor and Friends.
The bartender says, "What's with the paper towel?"
Pirate says: "Arrgh, I got a bounty on me head."
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Hahahaha! I just told it to my family and everyone laughed. Sometimes, and oldie is a goodie.
A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender notices that the pirate has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.
"Sir," the bartender says, "do you know that there's a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate says: "Aye, and it be drivin' me nuts!"
(I'll apologize and go back to lurking now.)
Ha! A classic, but it still makes me laugh. :D
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