April Theatrical Releases

Today

Nim's Island: My son is SO excited to see this because it has a bearded dragon in it and we've got a bearded dragon. He's been going around for two weeks now telling everyone that it's coming out on April 4th. It does look fun though, so I'm looking forward to seeing it with him.

April 11

Smart People: This one's all about the cast. In order of attraction: Ellen Page, Thomas Haden Church, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Dennis Quaid.

Chaos Theory: And this one's all about Ryan Reynolds. Is Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place available on DVD? Oh, look! Yes, it is.

April 18

88 Minutes: I kind of feel like I've already figured out the mystery, which means that I'll either be a) really disappointed or b) really surprised. I wish I knew which it'll be.

The Forbidden Kingdom: Jet Li and Jackie Chan has to be better than Jet Li and Jason Statham was. The trailer certainly looks better.

April 25

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: Looks stupid as all get out, but the trailer makes me laugh. I can't account for my funny bone.

Deception: Because the plot sounds like something Michael Douglas oughta be starring in, I actually wasn't going to list this one until I was farting around on Apple and watched the trailer there. I should've trusted more that I'd like a movie with Wolverine and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Ewan McGregor looks especially cool as a nerd who has to man up in order to do battle with the evil Hugh Jackman.